what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience.
Allen and Ivy Dodd (via lincolnvillecats)
"A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."- George Mikes
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~ Doug Larson
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana (via quillisascut)
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
Paul Gray (via bigcatface)